Leatherman will be familiar to most as the purveyors of a plier-like variation on the Swiss army knife.
The company has now branched into timepieces with two pleasingly chunky watches hewn from corrosion-resistant stainless steel.
Swiss-made, both models are waterproof to 200m, boast shock-resistant sapphire crystal faces and rotating diving bezels, as well as two-year warranties. The black-coated version with a black leather strap costs about £420, the brown version around £80 less.
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