Bog monster slithers out of the toilet
A real-life swamp monster is caught on home video footage emerging from a toilet and into a family’s bathroom in Malaysia.
The unidentified creature is thought to have been born in the pipes, living off the sewage, only to crawl out after it became too big to survive in the plumbing.
The man behind the camera managed to bag the animal and let it go into a nearby river. I think a few of us will be putting the toilet seat down after this horror story…
Super Mario is no longer a plumber.
What’s a girl to do when her boyfriend staggers in after a heavy night and passes out on the sofa? Kiss his cheek and put a blanket over him?
It’s said that some people would steal anything if it wasn’t nailed down